Welcome to the documentation of our adventures!  We have recently revamped the site, and lost all the bits we didn’t care about anymore in the process. This is a work in progress, which most of the time appears obvious.


We’ve done enough emergency shopping to make it through one night…


…and the canoe has been checked ready for tomorrow’s.  Thankfully we are well sorted for food far beyond that out of habit.  So, so many tins are in the pantry.  So many…

The Jag has been tucked in for sheltered rest, and has company of a BMW – the two will keep each other safe we hope.

Indoors, the cats are keep the rest of us on our toes.

More Jaguars


Having yet not started on our Journey (due to delays in getting the Billy and Betty Jag ideal to tour), Billy has started dreaming of what his next potential car could be.

An XJC has always been in the picture, and it would make trips for biscuits more fun.

House of Whipcord (a preview for our thoughts on a 1974 movie with a similarly influenced title).


Some must-watch movies on one’s personal playlist include a dealmaker.  In this case, the dealmaker can’t be understated enough:  “Oh!  It has one of those cars?  Let me watch for another few seconds…”

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To clarify:  It was one of those cars.

To elaborate on our interest:  It had this particular fur included.

We like fur.  And metal cars.  Mixed with skin.



Virgin Witch (1972)


We did watch this.  We had a lot to say (i.e. look for those upcoming updates we often speak about), and it is all written down, chiselled deep into subconscious stone.  Betty had some classic things to share.  Billy remembers laughing at things he could have shared.

Overall, we made it to the end.  On the first watching.  It says quite a bit, and we’ll feel less guilty if we never update this review preview into a fleshed out commentary due to it.

Always positive with some of these movies, it is on IMDB and it even has cover art existing for it on their page.  Surprisingly a sparse find for Billy and Betty during their investigations of watched movies.  Billy thinks it is why there is still more text occurring on this page.

Moments later, Billy still does.

Back to IMDB, this is what the web page had to share:

Christine gets her big chance at modelling when she applies at Sybil Waite’s agency. Together with Christine’s sister Betty they go to a castle for the weekend for a photo shoot. Sybil has lured Christine to the castle for more than modelling: she is recruiting a virgin for induction into a witch’s coven, led by the owner of the castle, Gerald. To their surprise, Christine is more than eager to join the coven, but begins her own secret battle for control.

– Written by Ed Sutton

It was like fifty minutes in, and Betty did ask where the magic was in the movie.   Seriously, where’s the witch-craft-magic??  There was some…a smidgen.  Not terribly much during the film’s climax.  All I remember of the end is some rather raunchy, skin-driven worshipping.  Lit with candles, and we all love candles here.

“I do feel there was a lack of presence of axes, but overall I didn’t turn it off.”  – Billy Black

“This is less like a horror, and more like an episode of Scoobybooby.”  – Betty Black

Elder Scrolls Online


It had to happen. First; I was teased by Betty with her PS4 ESO adventuring, which itself was a wait far too long for such an enormous Elder Scrolls fan as she. Criminal.  Then; I completed an online transaction to obtain EOL myself. Finally, I’m watching the progress of rough forty two gigabytes transfer on the 17″ screen of my MacBook Pro. Soon; I’ll disappear.

Clearly, Billy is in a better mood.

No Man’s Sky


We’ve been distracted here for a little while.  Especially after the update patch finally downloaded.  It makes us want to make our own soundtrack!  Very beautiful, and we cannot wait to have an opportunity to delve into the Windows version soon too.